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Picture a one square meter sign. White background. Logos of the City of Tacoblan and the One Way Bike Club up top. A goofy-looking cartoon cyclist sporting lycra shorts, a striped tee and helmet sits atop a bicycle. Text written in black comic sans ms font surrounds the picture, labeling the various parts like an anatomy diagram. The text reads (copied verbatim from the sign):
- Gives you legs of steel
- Zero emissions
- Slows down global warming
- Whizzes past traffic jam
- No need to pay for gas, parking fees or auto insurance ... hurray
- Quiet as a mouse
- Faster and easier than walking
- It feels like flying
- It carries your goodies home [pointing to the basket]
- Put a big fat smile on your face
- Shapes up that bootie
- The Earth sends a lil extra luv to those on bicycles (this is scientifically documented)
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I hope this short description evokes a smile from all cycling enthusiasts reading this post, and perhaps a small twinge of excitement for next spring's biking season.
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